Just in Time Nuclear Bombs

Here is a concept to balance the budget, to end terrorism, and to reduce the probability of annihilating the world.

What does it cost, hundreds to billions of dollars to maintain our 10,000 nuclear weapons. What does it take, 100 nuclear bombs to terminate or at least severely cripple our planet.

Let's get rid of most of our nuclear weapons, like 99%. We keep 10 and build the infrastructure to build 12 bombs a year (20% excess capacity). We then sell them one at a time to terrorists, undercover of course disguised as a Russian nuclear bomb salesman. And, of course, its wired to explode remotely after the terrorists take possession. Admittedly, a few million people may perish, but we get the terrorist and perhaps a few million dollars that we can pump back into our economy.

And, as soon as that one goes up we have another in the pipeline to take its place. We can even use them on other countries, and with good planning wiping out billions of people without ever really running out of weapons in our just in time system. Talk about a deterrent to attacking us, we can have a bomb of the month club. Of course, there are a few key players, like Russia that has thousands of nuclear weapons. We probably have to let them in on the action. That's ok, there will be plenty of terrorists to go around after we get this program in full gear. Heck, we may even have to take out a few states that didn't vote for Jehovah Bush.

The big savings comes of course from not maintaining an arsenal of nuclear weapons a 1000 times bigger than we need. Yea, I hear the Republicans want to keep all 10,000, but the Democrats only want 9,900. Its good as Americans that we have the right to choose. Obviously, most Americans, in "America Was Great" want all these weapons since we elect the Republicans and Democrats. Oh yea, that's the only two we have. My dog, Ashton, tells me that he favors fox hunting, its more civilized that build nuclear weapons. But, what does he know, he's a Jack Russell Terrier and we all know their aggressive tendencies.