Monday, March 06, 2006

Just in Time Nuclear Bombs

Here is a concept to balance the budget, to end terrorism, and to reduce the probability of annihilating the world.

What does it cost, hundreds to billions of dollars to maintain our 10,000 nuclear weapons. What does it take, 100 nuclear bombs to terminate or at least severely cripple our planet.

Let's get rid of most of our nuclear weapons, like 99%. We keep 10 and build the infrastructure to build 12 bombs a year (20% excess capacity). We then sell them one at a time to terrorists, undercover of course disguised as a Russian nuclear bomb salesman. And, of course, its wired to explode remotely after the terrorists take possession. Admittedly, a few million people may perish, but we get the terrorist and perhaps a few million dollars that we can pump back into our economy.

And, as soon as that one goes up we have another in the pipeline to take its place. We can even use them on other countries, and with good planning wiping out billions of people without ever really running out of weapons in our just in time system. Talk about a deterrent to attacking us, we can have a bomb of the month club. Of course, there are a few key players, like Russia that has thousands of nuclear weapons. We probably have to let them in on the action. That's ok, there will be plenty of terrorists to go around after we get this program in full gear. Heck, we may even have to take out a few states that didn't vote for Jehovah Bush.

The big savings comes of course from not maintaining an arsenal of nuclear weapons a 1000 times bigger than we need. Yea, I hear the Republicans want to keep all 10,000, but the Democrats only want 9,900. Its good as Americans that we have the right to choose. Obviously, most Americans, in "America Was Great" want all these weapons since we elect the Republicans and Democrats. Oh yea, that's the only two we have. My dog, Ashton, tells me that he favors fox hunting, its more civilized that build nuclear weapons. But, what does he know, he's a Jack Russell Terrier and we all know their aggressive tendencies.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Nuclear Weapons

Let's say we keep 10 nuclear weapons. Let's say, China, attacks us. We drop the ten nuclear weapons on their ten biggest cities. We wipe out one billion people. Do you think that would deter them. That’s the idea isn’t it, to deter our enemies with our arsenal. At that point, the entire planet may be on the edge of annihilation, a minor detail.

Is that enough of a deterrent to stop their attack. Yes, good its worked. NO, then the next option is to finish off the planet with more nuclear weapons. That will stop those bastards. And, us too, of course. But, we have stopped those bastards. No messing with us. We are ready and able to wipe out the planet if you mess with us, sayuth Jehovah Bush.

Our nuclear policy, now governed by Jehovah Bush, assumes that we are the sacred, the blessed, capable of dealing with a power to destroy the world as we know it. Image if the Incas had had such power when the Spanish came and destroyed their way of life, their culture, their world. They could have just wiped out Madrid and the rest of Spain, and throw in Europe, and it would have saved the Incas. Perhaps, destroyed our planets, but saved their culture.

Is our culture really worth saving. A culture that won’t shelter the homeless, won’t feed the poor, won’t educate its children, is it really worth saving. Won’t not can’t. Let’s protect the wealthy with nuclear bombs. What a plan! Send people to the moon again and then to Mars. But, keep the homeless and prostitutes from working in front of the White House, and Nuc anyone who opposes us.

If we could just find those terrorists, we could nuc them. We could wipe out the entire area, except for the fact that all that oil we need is under their feet. Perhaps, we could just Nuc the Palestinians, that would show them. Perhaps we could nuc the Iranians. That would make Christians of them all.

We have 10,000 nuclear weapons. Our entire way of life will perish to support this nuclear arsenal, but as Americans were are too stupid, too timid, too trusting, too idoitic, to do anything about it. We deserve our fate.

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