Anti-Myth #4 Machine Guns are a 2nd Amendment Right

Anti-Myth #4 Machine Guns are a 2nd Amendment Right

According to the 2nd Amendment, the State Militia's and the People are guaranteed the right to bear arms in case the Federal Government, which would be the United States, gets out of hand and begins to oppress the People -- or so the argument goes.

It is quite clear given the one trillion year budget of the Military Industrial Complex in this nation, that the bare essentials with regard to armament for the People  to be successful at this task are modern machine guns.  And not only do we need the best machine guns this country has to offer, we need lots of them.  And we need to start young.

Of course, they will be expensive, so we need some government grants to enable the distribution of machine guns on a neighborhood by neighborhood basis.  The government supports programs that give away condoms so likewise the government of the people should help defray the cost of arming the people with this needed deterrent.  If nothing else, some tax breaks are called for.  The NRA lobby is busy securing the needed help.  Congressmen that are not cooperative, will be replaced.  They have the POWER, and are feared by Congress, Democrats and Republicans.

Then we need some local organizations.  To save time, we are going to use the existing structure offered by the boy scouts.  They have thousands of chapters already in place with people like us.  Each den father would become responsible for training the children in their pack on how to use and maintain their assigned machine guns ....  first, with safety training taught in the homes then later graduating to NRA gun ranges with live ammunition.  When they are able to gun down two or three jack rabbits running across the range then they could earn their Jack Rabbit Machine Gun Merit Badge (JRMGMB).   Of course, we can use our imagination and use deer, kangaroos and other more challenging targets as the kids move up through the Eagle Scouts, etc. and become more proficient.  

In our local neighborhoods, we will need to organize with  sergeants on each block, and neighborhood lieutenants, etc.  The local Churches can be used to recruit children into the ranks and teach them their duty to protect us against the government.  The churches can also be used as ammunition depots with 24/7 staffing by the Eagle Scouts and war vets.  We will teach them the uselessness of the democratic process and the need to prepare for the future.  We should be sure to screen neighborhoods to make sure we are recruiting people of like mind and background.  The high command of the NRA will find and bring you into the national fold when you are ready and the time draws near.

The NRA is officially against public ownership of the machine guns, but we all know this is a ploy until they can secure national approval for assault weapons, large gun clips, semi-automatic weapons and the freedom to buy guns without registration or background checks.  Once this is secured, then machine guns are the obvious next step.  So, they are with us, but just playing the political game for now.  (This is not a secret, the apathy of the American people (non NRA members) is so great they will peaceably go along as NRA coerces Congress.) 

Although Machine Gun Training will be primarily for men and young men, in order to win public support, an advertisement campaign will be undertaken to portray young women, fashionably attired, as supportive of the cause to defend our great country.  As the public becomes more accustomed to machine guns, we hope to train and arm our teachers with machine guns to stop the bad guys from every again killing our children in schools.  The time for action is now. If your congressman is not supporting the right to bear assault weapons, he is not one of us and he will be replaced.

Of course, we need more than machine guns, but all in due time.